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Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
05-12-2016, 08:30 AM
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Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
Autosport announced Heineken is interested in a 5 year / $150M sponsorship of F1,

http://www.autoevolution.com/news/heinek...07386.html

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05-12-2016, 09:03 AM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
More booze, excellent!

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05-12-2016, 01:15 PM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
i've never understood why tobacco sponsorship is illegal but alcohol sponsorship is just fine. especially when you consider we're linking these brands with the practice of driving cars really fast.
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05-12-2016, 02:36 PM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
Drinking is tough to do with the helmet on.
Then again, so is smoking.

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05-12-2016, 04:43 PM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
they've got that tube that goes through the helmet. they drink all race long.
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05-12-2016, 05:50 PM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
I think with everyone saying success ballast is wrong, how about success beer ballast.

Whoever is leading the championship has to have ten pints before quali, then 9 and down to 1 for the rest of the top ten.

That'll mix up the grid with those skinny gym bunnies who can't handle a pint.

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05-12-2016, 06:33 PM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
(05-12-2016 05:50 PM)Yaaay Wrote:  I think with everyone saying success ballast is wrong, how about success beer ballast.

Whoever is leading the championship has to have ten pints before quali, then 9 and down to 1 for the rest of the top ten.

That'll mix up the grid with those skinny gym bunnies who can't handle a pint.

wow, there's so much wrong with this, i don't even know where to start. that's the first time i've ever been tempted to flag a post on this board.
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05-12-2016, 06:57 PM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
Nonsense, it's what all racing needs.

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05-12-2016, 08:50 PM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
maybe we could arm the drivers with handguns, and let them shoot each other for our amusement, because gun violence is fun! or maybe we could employ the mentally retarded as drivers, and then we could all mock them for crashing. it would be quite a spectacle! oh wait, i know, we could tie up the drivers' wives and beat them with cricket bats whenever they're overtaken. talk about motivation, not to mention ratings fodder. it would really be a boon to the series. or is that maybe a bit distasteful?

seriously, your posts in this thread reflect poorly on you as a person, yaaay.
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05-13-2016, 06:52 AM (This post was last modified: 05-13-2016 06:57 AM by Miguel.)
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
(05-12-2016 04:43 PM)frankdouglason Wrote:  they've got that tube that goes through the helmet. they drink all race long.

Hmm, they could hook that to a hookah.

(05-12-2016 05:50 PM)Yaaay Wrote:  I think with everyone saying success ballast is wrong, how about success beer ballast.

Whoever is leading the championship has to have ten pints before quali, then 9 and down to 1 for the rest of the top ten.

That'll mix up the grid with those skinny gym bunnies who can't handle a pint.

I say put a hookah in the place of the bottle and create a marijuana handicap.

Hey, this might lead to another US GP, in Colorado.

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05-13-2016, 08:46 AM
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
These are all great suggestions, gentlemen, but unfortunately there can only be one winner. For this reason, I have judged your responses as follows:

Winner: frank "maybe we could employ the mentally retarded as drivers, and then we could all mock them for crashing."

First Runner Up: Miguel "I say put a hookah in the place of the bottle and create a marijuana handicap."

Nearly Banned First Runner Up: Yaaay "Whoever is leading the championship has to have ten pints before quali..."


Well done Gentlemen. The F.I.A. is sending a bonus check to F1Weekly, and Mr. Clark Rogers will be sending a couple of zeros to each and every one of you.

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05-13-2016, 01:01 PM (This post was last modified: 05-13-2016 01:01 PM by chemics.)
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RE: Heineken Five-Year Sponsorship with Formula 1
(05-12-2016 06:33 PM)frankdouglason Wrote:  
(05-12-2016 05:50 PM)Yaaay Wrote:  I think with everyone saying success ballast is wrong, how about success beer ballast.

Whoever is leading the championship has to have ten pints before quali, then 9 and down to 1 for the rest of the top ten.

That'll mix up the grid with those skinny gym bunnies who can't handle a pint.

wow, there's so much wrong with this, i don't even know where to start. that's the first time i've ever been tempted to flag a post on this board.

Does it flag it to the user designated FIA president? Smile

(05-12-2016 05:50 PM)Yaaay Wrote:  I think with everyone saying success ballast is wrong, how about success beer ballast.

Whoever is leading the championship has to have ten pints before quali, then 9 and down to 1 for the rest of the top ten.

That'll mix up the grid with those skinny gym bunnies who can't handle a pint.

Kimi for WDC!
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