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Why are Flight Attendants so hot?

Jackson was talking to me the other day about how he picks up attendants with his American charm.

I was wondering if he could explain how he does it.....

Welcome back TD! When I fly the flight attendants are usually too old and over weight what I'm I doing wrong?
Flying to Florida tonight hoping to have better luck!!

You mean I missed you?

I always get the feeling they are going to be strict yet durable.
I suggest you use that French charm to wow the ladies.

Are you flying alone? Because no offense but I think having your wife by your side is not exactly going to help!

And if they question your age? Say your like a Renault, built to last.

trickydicky Wrote:strict yet durable.

Time to increase that dosage again, TD...

[Quick, nurse - the screens!!!!!!]

Doctor, I learned something from American television.

If an erection lasts more then 4 hours, they use a pump.

I tell you, its hilarious when they try and sell Viagra without saying the word Viagra.

Is that pumping up or down?

I presume they mean pumping out the blood rather then pumping it in!

trickydicky Wrote:I presume they mean pumping out the blood rather then pumping it in!

http://www.energymanagertraining.com/pow..._power.htm

For years the rules were that flight attendants had to be single and had to retire or transfer to a ground job when they turned 32 or 35 years old.

So if you were on a flight you knew the stewardesses were young and single.

After looking at that image I remember why I miss the 60's!

They do say that if you can remember the 60s you weren't there!

Cé hé sin Wrote:They do say that if you can remember the 60s you weren't there!

Hmmmmm.

I remember the first and last flight I ever took with Northwestern Airlines.

Hosties with names like 'Iron Girda', and you did mention they were in their 60s...

..with attitudes to match.

Ugh.

F1weekly Wrote:Welcome back TD! When I fly the flight attendants are usually too old and over weight what I'm I doing wrong?
Flying to Florida tonight hoping to have better luck!!

Clark speaks the truth. I've found that the better looking stews are on the smaller puddle jumpers and 2nd tier carriers. There are exceptions to everything of course.

Mayonaise Wrote:

F1weekly Wrote:Welcome back TD! When I fly the flight attendants are usually too old and over weight what I'm I doing wrong?
Flying to Florida tonight hoping to have better luck!!

Clark speaks the truth.  I've found that the better looking stews are on the smaller puddle jumpers and 2nd tier carriers.  There are exceptions to everything of course.

Remember that flight attendants as well as pilots get assignments based upon seniority.  So, the newbies (young, single) tend to wind up on the lower-tier flights.

monzagorilla Wrote:For years the rules were that flight attendants had to be single and had to retire or transfer to a ground job when they turned 32 or 35 years old.

So if you were on a flight you knew the stewardesses were young and single.

After looking at that image I remember why I miss the 60's!

I Think you are talking about before STD era, with flower power-make love not war era that I missed!

I have learned from a Turkish block who happened to be in NY mid 70's;
"NY was in a state of non stop orgy in those days"?

Hottest flight attendent I remember seeing was on a flight that was delayed four hours while we were on the plane, almost at the runway too. She was totally checking me out.

Did you get her digits?

The most beautiful stewardess I have ever seen was on an Air France flight about a month ago. Hot body, youthful happy to serve attitude, very sexy French accent, and just fresh breeze on an otherwise stale air transatlantic flight. Maybe one day I'll actually get a stewardess' number, it just seems so difficult to get a conversation going with one when they are obviously doing 1,000 things.

I never flew with them.

And to think, I used to live just an hour from their Myrtle Beach hub.

Are they still in business? I just figured by now the novelty has worn off. I'd take a well dressed pretty girl over T&A trash any day, although I would never refuse T&A trash!

No they stopped flying a couple of years back and it's nice to know you have standards CFD.

CFD_Racer Wrote:Are they still in business? I just figured by now the novelty has worn off. I'd take a well dressed pretty girl over T&A trash any day, although I would never refuse T&A trash!

Well said, although I don't agree.

The only time I fly is when my wife kicks my arse to do something..............wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........bump!

trickydicky Wrote:

CFD_Racer Wrote:Are they still in business? I just figured by now the novelty has worn off. I'd take a well dressed pretty girl over T&A trash any day, although I would never refuse T&A trash!

Well said, although I don't agree.

Ask me my opinion after I'm married for a few years, I'm sure we'll be in lock step!

CFD_Racer Wrote:Ask me my opinion after I'm married for a few years, I'm sure we'll be in lock step!